Frequently Asked

Fiona Volpe: “Some men just don't like to be driven.”
James Bond: “No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.

If you have a question that is not covered here or elsewhere on my site, feel free to email me.

How do you feel about reviews?

I prefer to keep our private experiences private and hope you respect my no-explicit-review policy for our rendezvous. I do welcome honest and tasteful reviews that do not divulge the intimate details of our date (which, unfortunately, rules out TER). However, I prefer to stay mostly UTR and believe that top secret trysts are better when they remain top secret. Please see my Reviews page for more information on this topic.

What is your ideal suitor like?

Of course I have a fondness for suitors of exquisite charm and distinguished taste: doctors, pilots, successful businessmen and entrepreneurs, military officers, and of course, sophisticated Secret Service agents who prefer their drinks shaken, not stirred ;) But I do also particularly enjoy the company of humble men who prefer flip-flops over suits; the great outdoors over the stock market; and small town charm over big-city bustle. My ideal date is not a typical “hobbyist,” but a selective, respectful suitor who appreciates the companionship of a beautiful, intelligent, and sometimes feisty woman :) I also love ladies and couples, and I am a sucker for a good sense of humor and playful sarcasm.

How do you dress when we meet?

That depends on what you prefer. I am happy to oblige your request, so long as it does not draw too much unwanted attention. I will generally meet you in something pretty but casual and unsuspecting. If you desire the company of someone who "looks like an escort" in public, I may not be the best companion for you. My hair is its natural color and length, my petite frame is evenly proportioned, and my manicured nails extend just beyond the tips of my fingers.

Can you send me an un-blurred photo?

I’m sorry, but I do not share un-blurred photos. Appropriate suitors will both understand and appreciate the importance of maintaining this level of public privacy.

Do you offer [fill in acronym here]?

I am a companion, not a restaurant; I do not offer a menu of services, and I find such questions distasteful. If you are tempted to ask such a question, I am not the right companion for you.

How much of the information on your website is true?

All of it. I don't alter my age, measurements, education, or any other information. Why lie or exaggerate the truth? Those sorts of embellishments would require entirely too much energy for me to keep straight!  Being honest means I never have to remember which story to tell.

I submitted a reservation form but still haven’t heard back from you. Why?

If it has been more than 48 hours, chances are that your reservation form was incomplete, or that it contained lewd or inappropriate content. Such requests are immediately deleted. If you believe this isn't the case, I encourage you to email me.

Why do you only offer GFE?

I prefer intimate connections and don't find quick transactions as fulfilling. 

What are your hobbies?

Schoolwork and research take up most of my time. However, I enjoy reading; hiking; camping; cooking; watching documentaries and TED talks; gardening; being an entrepreneur; enjoying wine and good food; attending cultural and performing arts events; and exercising. My most recent enterprise is learning to sew.

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